Shit Shirts

Shit shirts, mate. The loudest, daftest, most questionable shirts you'll ever wear on purpose! Hot dogs, chickens, cowboys, camels and worse, printed all over short-sleeve button-ups that have no business being this confident. Every one of them is a terrible idea. That's the point.

What is a shit shirt?

A shit shirt (a shite shirt if you're from up north, or a bad shirt if you're being polite) is a shirt so loud, so ugly and so wrong it comes all the way back round to brilliant. It's the dress code for stag dos, bad shirt nights, 40ths, festivals and holidays, and the fastest way to find your mates in a packed bar. Wear it once and lose your dignity. Wear it twice and you're a legend.

Men's shit shirts for every terrible occasion

• Stag dos. The groom's last weekend of freedom deserves the worst shirt money can buy. Kit out the whole group 👉 stag do shirts.
• Holidays and festivals. Pack light, dress loud. Go tropical with our funny Hawaiian shirts or find your mates at the main stage in our festival shirts.
• Christmas parties. Jumpers are for quitters. Turn up to the works do in one of our funny Christmas shirts and watch HR panic.
• Proper filth. The shirt your nan can't look at. It lives in The Naughty Collection.

Bad shirt nights aren't just for the lads, either. Ladies, get involved!

Shit shirts FAQs

What size should I get?

Go up two sizes from your usual. Even the sizes are dodgy! Every shirt has its own size guide in the photos.

What's the difference between a shit shirt and a bad shirt?

Nothing. Shit shirt, shite shirt, bad shirt, ugly shirt: same crime, different accent.

Can I send it back?

If it's unworn with the tags still on, yes. But you won't want to. Our returns policy has the boring details.

👉 Go on. Pick the worst one. Your mates are counting on you.